UPLB Tubaw

I think I’m going to die young. Not so happy about it, not so sad about it. Who wants to die old looking wrinkled under the casket anyway?

So why am I gonna die young? Here’s my list:

1. I skip meals, I don’t eat at the right time and I don’t fail to do this everyday. I don’t even eat breakfast anymore. Plus I forget to take my vitamins most of the time.

2. I lack sleep. sometimes I oversleep. My sister told me that there’s this study about the relation of life span and length of sleep. Results show that your life span is reduced when you sleep more than or less than 8 hours. Is this true? But whatever I still lack sleep most of the time plus I sleep past midnight.

3. Sometimes iItake a bath eventhough I’m puyat.

4. I inhale clouds of second hand smoke daily so I might as well be a chain smoker?

5. I drink more than once a week. It’ll be lucky if I don’t drink at all.

6. I drink hot coffee from styro cups so I’m ingesting a lot of harmful inorganic chemicals dissoved by the hot water from the styrofoam.

7. I eat junk food almost everyday. Imagine the amount of msg I consume daily… I think it exceeds the daily recommended dosage

8. I use pantene shampoo which contains sodium laureth sulfate- a carcinogenic substance.

Feel ko may kulang pa eh but one thing’s for sure, I have a lot of future illnesses to choose from. Ulcer, brain damage, liver cirrhosis, kidney failure, lung cancer, liver cancer, skin cancer, all types of cancer, etc. So I think it would be better if my plane just crash, or I get hit by a thousand-pound vehicle or die as I sleep. awww yung last option nalang para parang sleeping beauty lang.

You can make your list too! Kids of today are gonna die young… I can feeeel it.